BRITNEY SPEATS OBITUARY HAS ALLREADY BEEN PRE WRITTEN BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

When will Britney Spears Die? Britney Spears hasn't died, but the Associated Press has an obituary already all ready written, should something happen to the "high-risk" fallen rocker slash mommy of the year.

Associated Press Entertainment Editor Jesse Washington has confirmed the news. Washington told Us Weekly, "We would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now, but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."

They say it is not uncommon for news organizations like AP to have pre written obituaries prepared for high-profile people, but they are usually prepped for the very sick, old aged or on the death bed not people in there 20's and full of life.